pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

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Agnete

Agnete is such a top!

by did this for gf June 30, 2022

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Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

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To get head.

"Just got some top from this stripper bitch"

by VinnyNY January 2, 2021

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top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

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