cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.

Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 2, 2023

Slime money

Money you make as a prostitue

I gotta make that slime money to pay my bills.

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012