david peper

literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself

girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper

by chikkichad January 22, 2019

David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020