Free Bird

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.

1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”

by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020

bird

Bird => word

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Person 2: no?
Person 2: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
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by This post was made by September 25, 2019

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Bird Killer

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.

Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up

by Bird Killer 69420 April 24, 2022

Mama bird

When a girl finishes a blow job in her mouth and pretends she has swallowed his cum and goes in for a kiss. To his surprise she instead “feeds” the guys cum back to his mouth.

Jessica finished off Ross and thought she was being so thoughtful and gave him back his semen via the mama bird surprise

by Ooooopsy2 July 31, 2019