cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all
Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022
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Porn

I still have my dick out because I was just watching porn
by Dr.dudepersonmanwhoisnotawoman February 20, 2020
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Porn

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn
by Tfisdat March 15, 2020
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Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.
That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!
by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022
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Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
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Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh
by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023
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porn

what brother and sister do
want to do porn
by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019
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