Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 30, 2018

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 29, 2024

car tart

A fruit tart in a car shape.

My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!

by Branchit July 01, 2022

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 10, 2021

Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.

For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.

by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 16, 2019