The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedobathing suit
Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023
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Swetye Special

When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...
John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"

Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
by stanimal51 May 15, 2021
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double special

When a man is having sexual intercourse with an obese woman, but is penetrating her abdomen because he cannot reach her vagina cavity. For the woman to "get off", he then inserts his fist into her anal cavity while he is thrusting his pelvis into her midsection.
"Girl, he got me so good with the double special last night!"
by sashmcc August 24, 2016
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Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.
Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)
by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015
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The Jersey Special

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.
Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.
by GeshieGempFrem December 05, 2023
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Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
by Dee-Dee Biafra January 01, 2019
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McMillan Special

When a member of the McMillian clan pillages the Irish lands and takes back a woman of Portuguese heritage, to then show her the experience of the Anglo-saxon, tongue twister, this then leads to the Irish Portuguese woman being interrogated by the government
Did you hear how Zac gave Jessica the McMillan special last night

I saw something called the McMillian specila last night, I'm going to use it to get a girlfriend
by ScotlandForever37 October 05, 2023
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