0 play

Cantrez and yishmayah

Yishmayah- I’m chopped ash I get 0 play

Cantrez- same bro

by Aj5000 November 20, 2023

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

Play Multiblazer

Smoke marijuana; often said by kids trying to hide that they're smoking weed.

That kid: 'Let's skip to my ride - wanna hit the high score playing multiblazer?'
The other kid: 'You know I'm the pinball wizard. Hand me the flipper'

'I remember when we use to have spliff screen instead of needing a bong-line hookah to play multiblazer'

by RevDLock January 17, 2018

play dj

feminine masturbation

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.

by VEJJ September 5, 2017

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025