Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
Get the David Juradomug. by Definitely NOT David January 26, 2023
Get the Davidmug. He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
Get the David Dobrik apology videosmug. Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.
by Gorillidus October 21, 2024
Get the David's Curlmug. 