5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

Beast of Level 5

The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.

Meet The Beast of Level 5, and you may never return.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

5 Gs

Good God Get a Grip Girl.

“5 Gs, please”

by Galaxy-brained-individual April 4, 2023

5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

December 5

December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick

Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th

by Hausbuch December 4, 2021

$5 Chalupa

Give your partner taco bell then eat their greasy ass out with whipped cream on top.

Yo bro I was out last night and got some horse meat tacos from the bell and afterwards the girl I was with rang the bell n gave me a "$5 chalupa", you know what I'm sayin?

by Robitussin man aka roboman aka August 5, 2019