A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
Get the cruiser bonermug. When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
Get the No Boner Bobmug. I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
Get the Boner Swagmug. When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022
Get the Art-bonermug. by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022
Get the 40% Bonermug. 
Get the boner fart dfsgdsfgsdfgmug. When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018
Get the Bee Bonermug.