Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.

I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.

by Wait, What? November 20, 2014

Penis Monster

a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke

I went downstairs and saw the penis monster

by ftfyghunjinhbygvutfcrdyfvgybhk June 1, 2020

grand penis

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015

vagi-penis

a vaginal looking thing behind a males genitals

steve has a vagi-penis..

by dshiz August 31, 2005

Street Penis

A smell that is a combination of dirty crotch, mill dew, and skunk. Usually get this smell when leaving a bar or friends house late at night and a skunk is near by.

Walking outside at 2am and everyone smells a bad smell. You say it smells like street penis out here.

by fatlardprp August 2, 2009