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His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.
by litmahdude June 28, 2017
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Fancy-Pants Rich McGee

What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.
Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
by Spookyanim June 6, 2024
mugGet the Fancy-Pants Rich McGeemug.

fruity in the pants

I think J.T. Might be a little fruity in the pants
by Puffcake July 15, 2014
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Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011
mugGet the Drunk Pantsmug.

ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
by Mejo December 16, 2014
mugGet the ripped the ass out of my pantsmug.

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.
Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.
by cvttheworld September 14, 2022
mugGet the pantsmug.

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 28, 2020
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