Secondary Friends

Those people on Facebook chat who show up in the "more online friends" category.

Joe: Yo I was so bored yesterday I had to talk to my Secondary Friends in order to find something to do.

Tom: Ya dude, word.

by sound remedy September 11, 2011

friend rape

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.

Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.

by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

soul friend

two friends that have the same shoes, shirt, pants, and the same mind. they have everything in common. more than likely their names begin in M and L. They are probably blonde, too. They do everything together and talk about everything. They finish each others sentences, are completely open with eachother, they talk about sex while holding hands in the school hallways very loudly while ghetto people walk by and watch. They do the stupidest stuff but laugh anyways. They are dumb together. and they meow.

Misty - Your my soul mate!
Laila - No misty, we're not gay. We're soul friends!

by lailamisty January 12, 2010

the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

Best Friend

Someone you can insult as much as possible and still force to buy you food.

"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."

by Hesebe July 25, 2016

Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.

Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now

by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016

Friend-Hopping

Adding one or two friends on Facebook from a certain group of friends so that you can look at all of their friends for more people you may know.

Prima: Dude, you got 45 new friends in one day! How did you do it?
Secunda: I went friend-hopping last night.

by In My Mouth February 4, 2010