SIMP

Blake

Hi, my names Blake,and I’m a simp

by Rebelsrule22 July 27, 2020

Simp

A Nigga that will give ALL his possesions or time just to get some hoe's pussy. That nigga will also try being nice with Hoes, and will not spend time with the boys.

He went with his girl instead than the boys, he's a complete simp!

by Elca bron January 20, 2020

SIMP

S - Squirrels
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Simp
S-I-M-P

S to the I to the M to the P

then maybe you can be movin like meeee

step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels
Squirrels

by alissaisacrackhead March 20, 2020

Simp

A male attempting to woo a female by being overly nice and attending to their every need.

A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.

A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.

A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.

These men are simps.

by Flawful April 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who pays for or makes themself look stupid in front of the boys for a girl. He may be an emotional or financial simp.

Andrew is a simp, did you see how he waited for me at the dollar store? Even his friends yelled simp nation at him.

by tindergod312 December 31, 2019

Simp

The most false-used overused word in history.

*Some guy literally just talking with a girl he likes*
Retard: SIMP!!!!!

by TyeTheGuy75 May 28, 2020

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023