A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
Get the Jesus H. Godmug. by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. 
To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*
by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015
Get the Juiced Jesusmug. A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
Get the Jackin Jesusmug. by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023
Get the Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arrivingmug. It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.