Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.

look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty

by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

JAKE

Take

JAKE Means Take

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. March 12, 2024

Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER

He is such a Jake Furry

by Qoo123 March 16, 2024

A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024

Jake Breaking

The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.

• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”

by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026