Victory Hit

1 completely legal and consequence free way to hit a girl that has pushed you to the limit

My girl wouldn't keep her mouth shut about me not taking out the trash. So i Victory Hit her into the coffee table. Looks like she will be taking the trash out now

by iToad May 14, 2011

international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

the 90s hit her hard

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.

God, her eyebrows are so thin. The 90s hit her hard.

by Rose128 October 28, 2017

Unique Hit

To have sex with someone you have never had sex with before.

A different take on the term Unique Hit used to show website visits from new/unique users, as opposed to those who frequent the site.

I could have hooked up with John again, but I was working on a Unique Hit.

Man, I got so many Unique Hits last week!

by Angulique September 8, 2009

hit a couple

To play tennis.

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hit five

Markiplier did in fact hit five when playing Ultimate custom night pt. 2. Aka meaning you did something, doubted yourself then to realized that you were right in the first place

I totally hit five when I answered that question from the teacher

by cici_me February 2, 2022