Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

Play the hairy banjo by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

harrypy

Therapy for readers of the Harry Potter series as it comes to an end

My boyfriend needs harrypy! He needs to talk about what happened in the last book!

harrypy by Jolene Hennessy September 2, 2007

HarryHenderson

The sexual act of taking one's hairy arm behind and underneath the groin and fisting a woman in a doggy-style position. The arm resembels that of big foots dick.

Dave gave her the ol' harryhenderson, looked like it hurt.

HarryHenderson by Dave Sharty December 24, 2010

HarryG 

a guy who wears all black and believes saying ‘wus poppin b’ is a effective way to pick up girls.....

HarryG - ‘hey, wus poppin b?’

HarryG by pffffasif February 9, 2019

Harrypottersexsual 

Someone who is completely in love with Harry Potter and wished he’d marry them

Boy: wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: NO, I’m harrypottersexsual

Harrypottersexsual by Sara Clearwater December 30, 2020

Harrysm

A religion that sees Harry Styles as God because he is.

me: let’s go and stalk Harry
friend: ooh so you are in Harrysm?
me: yes!

Harrysm by MegiTStyles January 3, 2021

Harryposting 

Inspired from the YouTube channel 'French Baguette Channel'. Harryposting is posting a picture of your meal while a serious debate wages on. It is called so because a man named 'Harry' prominently featured in said channel's videos posts pictures of food he cooked in several videos he wasn't prominently featured in while a serious debate was happening.

Person A and B: Arguing about whether or not femboys are gay.

Person C: I made spaghetti and meatballs for lunch today (posts a picture of said spaghetti and meatballs)

Person A and B in unison: DUDE, STOP HARRYPOSTING, WE'RE DISCUSSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!

Harryposting by ZoéIsUncool April 20, 2022