A friend who some adults don't approve of just because you happened to meet them online. But the adults who don't approve of internet friends don't know that these friends can change your life for the better. If you're lucky, you might get the opportunity to meet your internet friend in person, which is the best feeling ever.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
Get the Internet Friend mug.Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Friend or Foe mug.two friends that have the same shoes, shirt, pants, and the same mind. they have everything in common. more than likely their names begin in M and L. They are probably blonde, too. They do everything together and talk about everything. They finish each others sentences, are completely open with eachother, they talk about sex while holding hands in the school hallways very loudly while ghetto people walk by and watch. They do the stupidest stuff but laugh anyways. They are dumb together. and they meow.
by lailamisty January 12, 2010
Get the soul friend mug.1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
Get the the best friends mug.Adding one or two friends on Facebook from a certain group of friends so that you can look at all of their friends for more people you may know.
Prima: Dude, you got 45 new friends in one day! How did you do it?
Secunda: I went friend-hopping last night.
Secunda: I went friend-hopping last night.
by In My Mouth February 4, 2010
Get the Friend-Hopping mug.high school age quakers are called young friends and are the best group of people you could ever imagine. they have the habit of slightly inappropriate actions and jokes but are good hearted and will always be there for you to cry on when you are sad, laugh with when you are happy, and play with when you are silly.
Me: I'm so excited! I'll be in Young Friends next year!
Friend: Yeah, YF is awesome. The only rules are don't smoke pot and don't have sex, and no one follows those anyway.
Friend: Yeah, YF is awesome. The only rules are don't smoke pot and don't have sex, and no one follows those anyway.
by QuakerLove October 8, 2009
Get the Young Friends mug."Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."
by Ol' Ky Dad November 11, 2009
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