You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Big Dick Willy, Call Me A Free Willy Backe Smacke<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Calling Lukish

Calling Lukish is a phrase that refers to someone who’s is almost impossible to reach. Named after the Dire Straits song “Calling Elvis.” Calling Lukish is someone who likes to cause trouble and confusion to others, while surprising them at every turn. Calling Lukish also likes to pull his own set of latest tricks, most of the time unexpected. A fan of Irish beer and wine coolers, Calling Lukish is pictured in a Red Cadillac DTS going 104 in a 35 mph zone, commonly confused as a homosexual.

Did you see that guy running through the streets naked? Must have been a calling Lukish!

by Foolish one December 2, 2021

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

pinche calle

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.

word on the street is that pinche calle is a informant for the man.
so watch your back.

by perry mackey September 29, 2018

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024