Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

boner farmer

One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.

Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.

by the Freeman August 3, 2007

Lady Boner

Chase

Chase is a lady boner

by Egeguehesush November 24, 2020

boner crime

When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.

Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.

by Chang mang October 29, 2006

murder-boner

When you're jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-boner.

"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

stoner boner

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

by DanceAlexDance March 28, 2009