Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.

Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.

by singer61 May 5, 2018

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick

Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel

by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017

baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.

The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.

by Wraith23 January 27, 2017