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Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
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Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."
Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"
Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.
Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.
Guy 1: Hi guys im guy 1!
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*
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