Chris Move

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’
“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season

“What a Chris move
by JeffNickleson March 10, 2019
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.
"I Chris fixed my car"
by kwentschair November 01, 2019
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doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place
"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"
by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024
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Chris Gleason

Chris Gleason is a remarkable individual known for his exceptional qualities and unwavering ability to bring joy and laughter to those around him. Widely regarded as a godlike figure, Chris possesses an unparalleled charm and charisma that endears him to everyone he encounters. His magnetic personality and quick wit make him the life of any gathering, earning him the title of the funniest guy wherever he goes.
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Guy 1: Dude do you know who chris gleason is?

Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him

Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
by Not_Chris_Gleason1 June 08, 2023
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Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music
*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.
by Imaneditor January 03, 2017
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Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris
Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off
by 256steveb January 25, 2022
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