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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.
When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman
by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022
mugGet the Chris Beamanmug.

Chris

Chris Is A Great Guy A Great Boyfriend And Would Mostly Be With A White Girl
Chris Is That Nigga
by blacky444 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

He is someone who brings a light of happiness into ones life. Chris knows how to make you laugh and make you fall so deeply in love with those beautiful blue eyes. He is handsome, strong, smart, adventurous, creative, and hard working. He's the kind of guy you could love forever. Chris is amazing in every way, and any girl would be lucky to love him and all his amazing qualities. Guys like him don't come around often, so when you find him you better never let him go.
Chris is the perfect man.
by Bagelbite March 14, 2017
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

You know big dick is in town when you hear the name chris
Chris has a massive cock
by anonymous December 8, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris P

Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.

In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"
by yolanda123 July 26, 2021
mugGet the Chris Pmug.

Chris

People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.
Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.

Girl3:she right boo
by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 3, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Paul

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024
mugGet the Chris Paulmug.

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