on top

When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.

"Damn, how did you know that. You're always too on top !"

by Gorgophone June 30, 2023

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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

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Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse’

Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet

by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018

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top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek

bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl

by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020

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Top Popper

When you bazooka fart dust onto your clitori.

Damn dude, that top popper was intense!

by bigjuicyy44 April 20, 2023

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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

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