jake

fucking rapist manipulative bitch

friends: you’re dating jake? i’m so sorry

by bigfatcat November 21, 2021

Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"

Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."

by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021

Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).

"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."

by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022

Jake+Aric

Real niggas. That's it

An that song so jake+aric.

by Holbrark February 5, 2017

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3

Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!

by a random human :3 June 9, 2022

Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.

Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?

by kooplia May 31, 2020