Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Tritrib Sandwich

A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two women engaging Tribbing/Scissoring with one woman placed knees to chest legs spread while the other woman is on top compressing her vagina to other vagina as a third party (usually a man) is behind them performing both Cunnilingus and Analingus on both women as they are thrusting into each other. The women’s buttocks represent the breading of the sandwich as their vaginal lips represent the meat of the sandwich as the other party engages in the oral sex.

Derrick: You got doubled teamed last night?
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.

by halfbakedboy May 17, 2025

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.

John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.

by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016

Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the definition of pure perfection. One someone hears this name, their ears are blessed. Sandwicher is also the name of a very cool dude who makes great sandwiches.

Person: Sandwicher is cool

Person is now 10x cooler

by not_Sandwicher January 26, 2021