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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
by McJoselyn March 14, 2009
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Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.
Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."
by Turhamkey March 16, 2013
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wizard shit

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth
John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!
by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013
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Shit by Sodexo

The quality of food served at dining halls managed by Sodexo
P: That food was just awful.
M: No, it was shit by sodexo.
by daneit September 17, 2019
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shit dad

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year
my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad
by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018
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