America's Pants

Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.

Canada: America's hat
Mexico: America's pants

by not a normal man April 10, 2025

Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name

"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"

by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023

Piggy pants

Derived from the word "smarty pants", used to describe someone who loves food, eats a lot of food, or who is overweight.

You're a real piggy pants.

by TheUrbanUrbanDictionist July 12, 2024

pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.

He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.

by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024

clancied my pants

a phrase used when one ejaculates in their underwear.

"dude.... i just clancied my pants."
"i'll clancy in your pants tonight."

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth September 6, 2025