Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge

IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn

by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

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Michael Jackson

Hee hee man

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"

by Heé November 7, 2022

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Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

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Michael

bitch.

Michael’s a bitch

by blehblahbleh July 4, 2025

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Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.

Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual

by Slipthot November 23, 2022

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