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Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
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Michael

will treat you like a princess and is good with his hands if you know what i mean😏 future dilf. has a hot morning voice and the body of a greek god but back off he’s taken😜
anyone: leah is so lucky bro- michael’s the best
by michaelfanpage101 September 26, 2021
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Michael Aaron Weber

A person with a pp the size of a tinny pill bottle
Michael Aaron Weber
-“What do I look like”
M-
“You have a pp the size of a tiny pill bottle
by Theoffical_God130 September 28, 2021
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Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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Michael

Michael is such an amazing person and really easy to fall in love with , i myself have. He’s a ginger most likely and has little curls. He’s definitely short but cares so much for someone. I really like a Michael but too scared to tell him, but honestly just go for it , even if he has a girlfriend, because Michaels are understanding and kind. If they really like you they will make eye contact, plus they are SO SO HOT 🥵🥵. One look in their eyes and your in love. I don’t know how i could go everyday without such a hot kid in one of my classes. If you don’t know a michael then it’s time to meet one because you’re missing out on everything. They can hurt you but always come back, ALWAYS. They truly care about how you feel even if you always cry and feel like they don’t. Please go find yourself a Mikey MA-nvm RIGHT NOW!!!!
Girl 1: OMG who is that

Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael

Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf

Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
by LF (maybe initials ;) ) September 29, 2021
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Joshua Michael Nayar

A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex
The animals were turned on by Joshua Michael Nayar
by Orange fuck October 1, 2021
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