Nate N Cream

Cum in a girl's Vergina and go eat it out and spit it in her mouth

Do you want nate n cream

by Juice Nascar February 25, 2024

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.

The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.

by Othelia January 10, 2016

Room for Cream

When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.

Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM

by suki91 October 5, 2011

Cream shot

When you cum on your partner and it pools in their belly button.

My boyfriend blasted all over me and gave me a good cream shot. He promptly drank it.

by MiraculousCoomster April 23, 2021

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016