National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024

bang fresh

To bang fresh is to add a fresh bit of gash to one's sexual portfolio

I'm taking a girl from work to the ball, will bang fresh tonight!

by topman7890 October 19, 2013

Hang and Bang

The act of setting up and IV drip on yourself or a friend, typically not in a hospital setting.

Wanna come over and hang and bang some ketamine, my guy?

by Mcmaniscaleb December 21, 2022

Bang your teeth

A phrase commonly used by roadmen when threatening someone or something

Roadman 1) bruv fuck off before i bang your teeth
Roadman 2) shut up bruv i'd batter you out of existence

by wannaberoadman October 08, 2019

doodle banging

Someone who tries to shove as many penises into all of their orifices as possible.

She/he is such a doodle banging queef cake!

by Kevlar1989 June 08, 2017

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq January 20, 2024

trumping bang

used by a woman who insist that if she sleeps with a man he may not continue sleeping with anyone else until they break up. Her bang trumps all other banging and cancels it out.

Johnny agreed that it was a trumping bang. If they did it, he wouldn't see anyone else.

by CaddishJim February 20, 2014