Apple Borg

Apple Borg: A term referring to Apple iPhone users who, like the Borg from Star Trek, form a collective consciousness. They stick together, appear entranced by their devices, and often consider themselves part of a superior tech-savvy race.

Lee: Bruv, those Apple iPhone users are a bit funny. They all kind of have that same emotionless vibe: everyone’s got the same devices, and they all stick together. They don’t really like differences in devices.

Frank: They remind me of the Borg from Star Trek, all weirdly cybernetic, connected, and uniform.

Lee: We could just call them the Apple Borg, LOL.

Frank: Init Bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026

Poison Apple

Very tempting raging chemistry with a toxic person who will destroy your sanity and wellness.

Nah dog, she blew your mind, but then pressed the nuclear button sent you packing for no reason. It has been a month. Don’t go back now that she says you have to do better to get more lovin. She’s a poison apple.

by Studly Wordsmith February 7, 2026