Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

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Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

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Old Fashioned

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap

“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub”

by Old dirty Basrard July 15, 2018

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Old-Vu

When you remember the old times and get sad

And you wanna go back in time to those days Even tho they were bad days

Person1: Why are you sitting in the corner so quitly
Person2: im having a Old-Vu

by Zero0o0o0 July 21, 2018

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Twenty-Fun-Year-Old

Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.

Looks like someone has a new twenty-fun-year-old!

by Brokenparadigm July 21, 2018

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verbal fourteen year old

someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl

this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.

by superiorbreed August 3, 2018

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