American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023

american beauty college

ABC liquor store; a store that sells alcohol

I went to the American Beauty College and picked up some party supplies.

by Pretty Baby Girl March 1, 2025

American

Someone from the United States.

Being from the Americas doesn't make you American. Languages change.

by ApricotFields June 9, 2020

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Un-american

Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.

ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.

So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.

by Juncture May 18, 2024

American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

American Cheese Meth Head

To describe someone who really enjoys smoking cheese and crack through their own dick.

Ex 1: Yo, I heard you're an American Cheese Meth head, I'd like to try it with you some time.

by letem October 8, 2019