Ranky-Bum

1. A smelly kid, who never has marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to chill, always "bums" shit off you, like marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to go do sumthing or just to chill with you,

2. An outcast of the group, concluding himself as a smelly, poor kid.

NOTE: The subject that you may call a "ranky-bum" may also tend to be weird looking, ex. (ugly haircut, which would be a mushroom cut, fat wierd cheeks with a weird smile, deep wierd creepy, eerie voice, etc.)

1.JEREMY YOU Ranky-Bum
2.Shut up kid , it doesn't matter what you say, ur just a Ranky-Bum

by Hoody-Hoo April 3, 2009

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Bum

The definition of bum is a person or someone who wears shorts and slides

Yo you look like a bum

by Bakestvall August 1, 2020

Bum pit

The anal equivalent of an armpit. The intimate area around one’s bumhole. First heard used by Ed Elliot of Dorset. ‘My undies don’t half pong. I need to give my bum pit a good old clean.’

‘Oh Christ, I’ve got a really smelly bum pit. I should have had a good old wash down there before I came out’

by SwissMinty February 22, 2025

pudding bum

heavily obese person

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

bum bruv

Commonly used in English slang as a butt buddy. A man who has sexual interactions with another man, but not romantically.

Tim and Eric seem too into each other. I think they are bum bruvs.

by CusperSlang June 4, 2024

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017