Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
When a girl goes down on you then refuses to finish because she doesn't want to consume a jungle along with your shlong.
ChrisAndra went down on Austin then refused to finish because Austin had no capacity for nether-region hygiene. ChrisAndra then proceeded to get a pair of scissors and made Austin's "Harry presher" a "oh my god there's blood".
by Potterislove February 02, 2015
by Newington March 11, 2022
by sammysosa1223423432 February 11, 2022
Like many lions on the African savannah, sometimes a guy on the prowl on the bar scene will deliberately choose the weakest (perhaps least attractive) prey upon whom to pounce. It's easier that way. This has become known eponymously as HARRIS TERRITORY.
"Is he really getting digits from that skank? Dude, your friend can do better than that. That's bordering on Harris Territory."
by Keeferman February 04, 2013
A phrase used by the late Doc Robert Rhodes. A phrase compared to “What the hell,” or “What the heck.”
by Mr. Foy December 08, 2020