Sometimes there is a perfectly good, maybe even brilliant, open source project to which some corporate bag-muncher decides to buy the rights and slowly, over the years, convert it into a fucking "earnings channel" by first requiring a cloud account to sign on, then progressively sliding a giant cucumber into your anus until ultimately, they start extorting you for money.
by The Means of Production May 16, 2025

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.
Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.
Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"
by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

by Pencilneckfuck May 2, 2025

(verb phrase)
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”
A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”
A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“She gave me take care after three dates and a playlist.”
“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
by mhra05 July 20, 2025

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
