Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019

Water my crops

Slang said to avoid doing something

I would love to go out with you Lizabeth,but i have to go water my crops

by Ms Lucifer March 2, 2021

Kirkland Purified Water

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

DIY Swamp Water

the water in the toilet after a liquid bowel movement.

jarold: HEY TEDDY!!!
Teddy: WHAT!!!
Jarold: GO GRAB THE MASON JAR I JUST MADE SOME DIY SWAMP WATER!!!

by UncleMoe6969 July 5, 2021

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.

I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.

by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

nice drink of water

An attractive woman, a babe, a total package.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.

by medullacortex January 8, 2014