Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Start Taking It As A Question And Stop Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Start Taking It As A Question And Stop Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

take gate

"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".

He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?

by tenderjoe May 17, 2010

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.

Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.

by Take Two November 23, 2021