Doonkie Roll

When one's hair is in a very messy bun. Contrary to a regular hair bun, it is quick and sloppy.

My hair looks like a wooly bully, I'm going to throw it up into a doonkie roll.

by epohlo August 25, 2010

Stank-roll

To produce ass wine unstbenknown to other occupants of a vehicle in the winter time. (see ass wine)

Dude, sorry you just got stank-rolled.

I stank-rolled that whole bus on the way to school today!!

by The Caribou December 14, 2010

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Barrel Roll

The turning of the nose aka "Magic Cat" of the plane so as to do a full foward roll but not to spin around and look stupid like in a Aileron Roll and not to crash into physics laws like in a Air Cartwheel

Bob:Hey did you see me to a BARREL ROLL!!!!"
Sam:No that was a bad Aileron Roll"
Bob:But the Magic Cat of the plane was INSANE"
Sam:Still a Aileron Roll "

by Stokov April 30, 2011

Whore Roll

A designated roll of toilet paper to be used by whores who just recieved a creampie

Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"

Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"

by Hardstyle_Huffy October 14, 2011

bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011