Chipotle shits

Cursed shits after consuming a Chipotle food item. They come way ahead of schedule compared to general dumps on the body clock.

I been on this damn toilet taking chipotle shits all night.

by Urban Fluf January 20, 2019

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

shit on rye

1. Expression used when someone can't decide what they want to eat after being offered several other options
2. Also a book title: Shit on Rye 501 things women say and what they really mean

Do you want pizza? A turkey sandwich? Shit on rye?

by DaniHeartbreaker April 23, 2010

Razzle Shits

The diarrhea one gets after consuming excess amounts of undigestable dyes from brightly colored fruit candies or snacks. Also known as Rainbow Shits, Painters Pallet, The Artist's Turd, Malgum's Brush, and Dandy Petals.

Tad Prepington was suffering from the worst case of razzle shits, after eating three bags of skittles.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

Fuck shit

Just some fucked up shit

Man thats some fuck shit

by Juicy_1978 February 13, 2018

This Shit is Plasma

An expression used to signify or express potent awesome-ness, of a caliber far exceeding "good," "great," "excellent," or any other mediocre expressions of approval.

(Upon arriving at the Grand Canyon)
"WOW, This Shit is Plasma, dude I've never seen anything like it."

(While busting out some dirty dance moves)
"Look at me go, This Shit is SO Plasma"

(Upon receiving your Brand New 90 inch LCD Screen TV)
"OH MY GOD This Shit Is PLASMAAAA!!"

by MoonGlowLunarFeline July 12, 2009