Cookie fucker

A retard who loves the game "Cookie clicker" so much and also acts like a dumbfuck on the internet

"This guy is pissing me off so much! And he loves cookie clicker! He's such a cookie fucker!"

by Skull47 November 14, 2025

cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.

Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!

by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025

Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.

Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin

by ShillyBop November 18, 2025

Cookie Soto

One who is brown and sweet named Mathew and loves the nickname cookie because he’s adorable and cute He also has chocolate stains.

Hey, look it’s cookie Soto

by Ian Douglass November 19, 2025

Cookie

Used by people of the streets in reference to a mans behind. Eg: Jimbo loves it eat cookies.
Usually used around straight people so as not to arouse suspicion of the closet dwelling Jimbo Hall 😂😂😂

Jimbo ate cookies last night at the toolshed in oxford street

by CookieMonstaza November 26, 2025

Danger Cookie

When you like/crush a person, but you really shouldn't, they are a Danger Cookie. You can be around them a little, but not too long/much or it gets serious. A crumb or a nibble is fine, but don't eat the whole cookie because they're addictive!

"I saw Trey at the party and had to come up with a reason to leave early. He just looked too cute! A total danger cookie..."

by SallysHardware November 27, 2025

dubai chocolate cookies

when you shit in a cookie pan and then bake it

I cant wait to eat some dubai chocolate cookies

by boobirdnrtd November 27, 2025