Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

by Lil pharma July 05, 2022

hit the dobby

The quirky gesture of taking a hit from a blunt and then passing it on with an awkward dance move or a quirky expression

"After we hit the dobby behind my car, Marquis started moonwalking past the checkout lines and dabbing in the frozen foods section."

by LordRavioli March 27, 2024

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

by Ktbswagg November 02, 2021

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 07, 2023

Spoon hit

The dope residue left behind in a spoon

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!

by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024

aqua hit

Smoking meth crack (drugs) while receiving oral sex mmmmmmhmmmm

"Get those pants off ,Melissa ordered while passing the pipe, if u want an aqua hit. " "Hit it again , she mumbled, while slowing licking his cock tip to taint....mmmm..... My turn"

by Lustress February 18, 2021

Choke hit

After you’er done smoking your pipe, you shake it around a bit while covering the choke to loosen all the unsmoked greens that fell through the bowl hole (while packing). You have to shake your pipe with choke facing down so that all the greens gather at the choke hole. Then you put the flam to the choke and smoke it like a one hitter but don’t drag to hard because you might pull the greens away from the hole before you let it cherry.

Stoner : yo i think it’s done
Intellectual : you have to choke hit it to really clear it out
Stoner : you have to what ?

by Ceiling window April 20, 2018