Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

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im your your friend on facebook

by notafemboylover January 10, 2024

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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.

“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”

by Kooterkat January 2, 2021

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A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

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A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

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When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.

User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."

by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014

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