Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook

Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017

Facebook purge

See Censorship

The reason for the Facebook purge it "You can't handle the truth"

Col. Nathan R. Jessep

by Lt. Daniel Kaffee October 12, 2018

facebookings

facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.

Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!

by pjpbarnes February 19, 2012

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

Facebook gaming

Also known as Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming and Shitbook gaming. It tries to be superior to YouTube, Pornhub and Twitch.

It is scary to think that your favorite youtuber, pornhub channel or twitch channel would end up on Facebook gaming

by Notmelol123 February 23, 2022

Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023

Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024