Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011

Facebook Slander

Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end

So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.

by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020

Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.

Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye

"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

The Facebook effect

The idea that the political ignorant have been radicalized to become far-right fascists through social media and meme culture.

Carlos used to be a fanatic futbol fan, The Facebook effect turned him into a fascist who posts about far-right ideals that are destroying the lives of people like him.

by PatriotMaker October 6, 2021

Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

by Luigi836 August 17, 2020