Double Barreling

When you put both of your partners big toes in your mouth at the same time.

Christian: “When we get home I’m gonna give you the wettest sloppiest double barrel you’ve ever had.”

Woman: “omg staaahp 🥰”

Woman the next day: “we were 69 double barreling all night last night, I think I tasted some athletes foot”

by Anus taco October 9, 2019

double rub

The minimum amount of strokes it takes to blow your load.

Last night Gail gave me a record setting double rub. I just about blinded her.

by Gailgivesgoodhead June 16, 2017

Double Macaroon

When two people perform hand sex while deficating.

I wanted to do something new with my boyfriend, but i had to take a shit, so we had a double macaroon.

by Blumpkin McGee November 21, 2010

double yapper

when you find a stank ass hoe slutty enough to take you and you best friends cocks in her mouth at the same time.

heath keane and scott resetar totally gave megan mateer a double yapper last night

by scott December 31, 2003

Double dimes

20 years of jail

Nico just got out did double dimes in state

by Bruvcuz May 5, 2019

Double Dead

When you're dead cuz you just can't take the bs but then there's more so you come back to life and die again

"I'm dead we have math homework again tonight"

(gets english homework too)
"Im double dead wtf"

by lalalllalallalalalalalallalala November 13, 2019

double booth

When someone posts two pictures in one day on dailybooth.

"sorry its a double booth. Im just so bored and its three in the moring"

by garrrrrr April 8, 2010