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David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020
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david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.
by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016
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David

Not daddy
David is not daddy kaora is
by Smwkwjwjew January 3, 2021
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David

u are a focking pimp aka David
by Pussy698817277: December 12, 2016
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david gibson

A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.
"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"

"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
by hi..._whatevah April 15, 2015
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david millan

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks
by Yess1i February 17, 2022
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david

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 10, 2019
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